August 2011
11 posts
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“It was never going to be a gun for you, Doctor. The man of peace who understands...”
–  River Song, Let’s Kill Hitler, Doctor Who (via uchinaguchi)
Aug 30th
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“Oh, Pond — haven’t you figured that one out yet?”
– The Doctor
Aug 28th
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“Rule one: The Doctor lies.”
– The Doctor
Aug 28th
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Nazi officer: What are you doing here?
Melody: Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish — I think I'll kill the Führer" — who's with me?
Nazi officer: Shoot her.
Aug 28th
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Voice Interface: I am not Amelia Pond. I am a voice interface.
The Doctor: You are SO Scottish... how am I doing?
Voice Interface: Your system has been contaminated by the poison of the Judas tree. You will be dead in 32 minutes.
The Doctor: So, basically, better regenerate, that's what you're saying?
Voice Interface: Regeneration disabled. You will be dead in 32 minutes.
The Doctor: Unless I'm cured, yeah?
Voice Interface: There is no cure. You will be dead in 32 minutes.
The Doctor: Why do you keep saying that?!
Voice Interface: Because you will be dead in 32 minutes.
The Doctor: See, there you go again, skipping 31 whole minutes when I'm absolutely FINE. Scottish, that's all I'm saying.
Voice Interface: You will be fine for 31 minutes. You will be dead in 32 minutes.
Aug 28th
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Adolf Hitler: Zis box...vat is it?
The Doctor: It's a police telephone box from England. That's right, Adolf. The British are coming.
Aug 28th
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“Welcome. You are unauthorized. Your death will now be implemented. Welcome. You...”
– Teselecta antibodies 
Aug 28th
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Dear All:
Let the new quotes come. I say this as a warning. SPOILERS!!! 
Aug 28th
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HEY GUYS, LESS THAN 2 DAYS 'TILL MORE QUOTES!
Aug 25th
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Human Doctor: You made me.
The Doctor: Exactly, you were born in battle, full of blood and anger and revenge. Remind you of someone? That's me when we first met, and you made me better. Now you can do the same for him.
Rose: But he's not you.
The Doctor: He needs you, that's very me.
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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