Oh, Pond — haven’t you figured that one out yet?
~ The Doctor
1 year ago on 28 August 2011 @ 2:26pm 1 note
Rule one: The Doctor lies.
~ The Doctor
1 year ago on 28 August 2011 @ 2:25pm 10 notes
  • Nazi officer: What are you doing here?
  • Melody: Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish — I think I'll kill the Führer" — who's with me?
  • Nazi officer: Shoot her.
1 year ago on 28 August 2011 @ 2:23pm 22 notes
  • Voice Interface: I am not Amelia Pond. I am a voice interface.
  • The Doctor: You are SO Scottish... how am I doing?
  • Voice Interface: Your system has been contaminated by the poison of the Judas tree. You will be dead in 32 minutes.
  • The Doctor: So, basically, better regenerate, that's what you're saying?
  • Voice Interface: Regeneration disabled. You will be dead in 32 minutes.
  • The Doctor: Unless I'm cured, yeah?
  • Voice Interface: There is no cure. You will be dead in 32 minutes.
  • The Doctor: Why do you keep saying that?!
  • Voice Interface: Because you will be dead in 32 minutes.
  • The Doctor: See, there you go again, skipping 31 whole minutes when I'm absolutely FINE. Scottish, that's all I'm saying.
  • Voice Interface: You will be fine for 31 minutes. You will be dead in 32 minutes.
1 year ago on 28 August 2011 @ 1:55pm 28 notes
  • Adolf Hitler: Zis box...vat is it?
  • The Doctor: It's a police telephone box from England. That's right, Adolf. The British are coming.
1 year ago on 28 August 2011 @ 1:52pm 7 notes
Welcome. You are unauthorized. Your death will now be implemented. Welcome. You will experience a tingling sensation and then death. Remain calm while your life is extracted.
~ Teselecta antibodies 
1 year ago on 28 August 2011 @ 1:51pm 14 notes

Dear All:

Let the new quotes come.
I say this as a warning.

SPOILERS!!! 

» posted by youcancall-me-al
1 year ago on 28 August 2011 @ 1:51pm 1 note

HEY GUYS, LESS THAN 2 DAYS ‘TILL MORE QUOTES!

» posted by youcancall-me-al
1 year ago on 25 August 2011 @ 2:47pm
  • Human Doctor: You made me.
  • The Doctor: Exactly, you were born in battle, full of blood and anger and revenge. Remind you of someone? That's me when we first met, and you made me better. Now you can do the same for him.
  • Rose: But he's not you.
  • The Doctor: He needs you, that's very me.
1 year ago on 12 August 2011 @ 12:43pm 22 notes

brushthedanger:

Rose: Alright, both of you, answer me this. When I last stood on this beach, on the worst day of my life, what was the last thing you said to me? Go on, say it.

The Doctor:  I said “Rose Tyler”.

Rose: Yeah? …And how was that sentence gonna end?

The Doctor: Does it need saying? 

» posted by youcancall-me-al
» via  almostbritish   (originally  madlypond)
1 year ago on 12 August 2011 @ 12:40pm 299 notes