
Doctor: Hello.
River: Hello.
Doctor: [laughing] But that means…
River: I’m afraid it does!
Doctor: But you and I… we we we we… uh… [he makes kissing noises]
River: Yes! [The Doctor rubs his hands gleefully.]
Doctor: [straightening his bow tie] How do I look?
River: Amazing.
Doctor: I’d better be.
River: Yes, you’d better be.- Doctor Who 6x07: A Good Man Goes To War

This explains why River uses the stabilizers to stop the TARDIS noise.

We’re the thin, fat, gay, married, Anglican marines.
Never fear, I have a bunch of posts queued up from the last episode before the break (A Good Man Goes to War), but I didn’t want to publish them until after BBCA airs them. I know most people watch online, but, y’know.