Such a basic mistake, Madame Kovarian. Take a child, raise her into the perfect psychopath, introduce her to the Doctor…who else was I going to fall in love with?
Melody: Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish — I think I'll kill the Führer" — who's with me?