River Song, Let’s Kill Hitler, Doctor Who
- I’ve come from the Doctor too.
- Yes, But at a different point in time.
- Unless there’s two of them. Now, that’s a whole different birthday.
Doctor: [laughing] But that means…
River: I’m afraid it does!
Doctor: But you and I… we we we we… uh… [he makes kissing noises]
River: Yes! [The Doctor rubs his hands gleefully.]
Doctor: [straightening his bow tie] How do I look?
Doctor: I’d better be.
River: Yes, you’d better be.
- Doctor Who 6x07: A Good Man Goes To War
Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives.
“Oh, and this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, has her own gun, and unlike me she really doesn’t mind shooting people. I shouldn’t like that. Kinda do a bit.”
“Thank you, sweetie.”
“I know you’re team players and everything, but she’ll definitely kill at least the first three of you.”
“Or the first seven easily.”
“Eight for you, honey.”
“Yeah, well maybe I will.”